ev-err-ree-thang? EV-ERR-RE-THANG!

"That’s right, we got AlDS out there. You think they’re gonna cure AlDS? No, they can’t even cure..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:45:55 -0400

““That’s right, we got AlDS out there. You think they’re gonna cure AlDS? No, they can’t even cure athlete’s foot. They ain’t curing AlDS. Shit, they ain’t never curing AlDS. Don’t even think about that shit. They ain’t curing it, ‘cause there ain’t no money in the cure. The money’s in the medicine. That’s how you get paid, on the comeback. That’s how a drug dealer makes his money, on the comeback. That’s all the government is: a bunch of motherfucking drug dealers, on the comeback.””

- Real talk from Chris Rock (via unapologetically-black)

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:33:37 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

a-short-history-of-nothing: thejivinghands: It’s actually...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:55:34 -0400

a-short-history-of-nothing:

thejivinghands:

It’s actually true

FOR SCIENCE

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:53:37 -0400

igglue: doyouhearthefangirlssing: WHAT IS GOING ON a good...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:53:13 -0400

igglue:

doyouhearthefangirlssing:

WHAT IS GOING ON

a good time

9gag: Now you know!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:51:01 -0400

9gag:

Now you know!

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:50:07 -0400

papertopen: towritelesbiansonherarms: movie magic This is the...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:35:11 -0400

papertopen:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

movie magic

This is the best.

hears noises at night: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:33:54 -0400

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:32:40 -0400

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Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:31:53 -0400

literallyunbelievable: This article is ridiculous!

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:14:55 -0400

literallyunbelievable:

This article is ridiculous!

gilpaca-llamavino: iwillbebackintenyears: glowpinkstah: johnee...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:11:48 -0400

gilpaca-llamavino:

iwillbebackintenyears:

glowpinkstah:

johneepixels7:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT

ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP

LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR

ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS

LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Alpacas are just gay Llamas

Alpacas are just gay Llamas

Excuse me